And, of course, by "Jersey Shore", we mean guest host Mike “The Situation” and Pauly, “DJ Pauly D”, who, surprisingly, will ACTUALLY be DJ-ing.
Now, if you are unaware what I’m talking about by this time, you’ve either been living under a rock for the past 8 weeks or so or you’re one of thousands who have boycotted this so-ridiculous-its-awesome MTV reality series. But again, we aren’t here to talk about the show, we’re here to talk about next Saturday February 6 at Wet Bar.
In an ideal world (and I must admit I love the Shore) we would all be present to witness the poufs, the fake tans, and, arguably best of all, the fist-pumping dudes trying to catch the attention of said fake tanned & poufed women that’ll undeniably be attending. But be advised, at this multi-level facility that has previously hosted the likes of Verne Troyer, Brody Jenner, and numerous other B-list, fame-whoring celebrities, bottle service for the top level (where the action will be happening) will be unavailable, for some stupid, stupid reason. The lineups will undeniably be at least an hour wait, and to even be able to get in this lineup, a reservation is STRONGLY advised. I waited over an hour when I was last there, and there was nothing special happening, other than the greased up dudes sipping their Stoli, staring at the bikini-clad bartenders - oh yes, you read that right, for those of you who have yet to check out this fairly new, waterfall-ridden club. But hey, I’ve only been there in the summertime, so maybe they threw on their sarongs this time. Or, more appropriately for this occasion, ripped Ed Hardy dresses. (Har har. Again, if you aren’t getting this reference you clearly never watch the show. Or you have no idea who Ed Hardy is, in which case please refer to the Fashion entries found in this blog.)
All in all? Sure, any other time, I would recommend this club. With its great third-story view situated directly under the CN Tower, you can sit there, have a few $14 shots (oh, yeah. you’re nuts if you even THINK about getting a beer here) and stare up at the pretty, smoggy Toronto sky. in the summertime. But a cold night in February? Unless you have three bills to spend and a LOT of patience, I advise the two levels UNDER the place, Level & Suite, which, in my not-so humble opinion are better clubs anyway for a decent Saturday night. This way, you’re still part of the action without the ridiculous crowd, book a booth, and enjoy yourself there. At least until the screaming “guidettes” leave, at which time you can jump up a few stairs and sneak a peak at Pauly’s tanned biceps spin & see how many girls are still trying to get The Situation’s all-American (agents) digits. Better still, wait a few weeks for the release of the DVDs and relive the action from the delightful comfort of your couch. Like me.
But here’s the info for all you masochists, just in case!
WETBAR - House Electro Mashup
Music by Juice Mikey Dato and Pauly D
SUITE 106- Hip Hop and Top 40
Music by Dj LRS
[$100 Bottles Available Only In Suite 106) *by 100 they mean 150 minimum, just so all are clear.]
Arrive Early To Ensure Entry [Ha.]
Guest list And Bottle Service Strongly Advised [HA]
Wetbar and Suite 106
106 Peter Street, Downtown Toronto
647 284 8930 [you’ll never get an answer but try anyway!]
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